Scottish Humour
The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I want...
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When you try to control everything, you enjoy nothing. Sometimes you just need to relax, breathe, let go, and just live in the moment. The little miracles and blessings of life are all around you. Look...
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A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner.The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet?"The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to...
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A birth certificate shows you were born.A death certificate shows you have died.A photo album shows you have lived. Every month is Breast Cancer Awareness...
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Jock was out working the field when a barnstormer landed."I'll give you an airplane ride for £5," said the pilot."Sorry, cannae afford it," replied Jock."Tell you what," said the pilot, "I'll give you...
View ArticleNew Priest On Hearing Confession
The new priest was nervous about hearing confessions so he asked an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears several confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the...
View ArticleOne Up For the Men
Careful...Careful"!Put in some more butter!Oh my gosh !! You're cooking to many at once.TOO MANY!! Turn them !!Turn them now !!We need more butter.Oh my Gosh !WHERE are we going to getMORE BUTTER...
View ArticleA Mean Old Man
Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went...
View ArticleA Fishing Joke
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were out fishing in a boat on a lake together and doing very well.'This is a terrific spot for fishing,' said the Englishman. 'How will we know where this...
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Bullies Bullied!
I have never considered myself to be an assertive person, nor a mean one, but with all the rudeness and bullying going on in this world today, I decided I wasn't going to take it anymore. I was going...
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